Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Barbarian Queen (1985)

"I'll be no man's slave and no man's whore"

Set in the when the magic was strong and true...oh, wait a minute...Our heroine's, The Barbarian Queen, (Lana Clarkson) village is attacked on her wedding day. Village is destroyed and all the people killed except 3 women who survive the massacre. Among them is of course our heroine. And she is pissed. She swears that she will make those lousy-no-good-savage bastards pay.

Titties, titties and more titties. The girls in this movie just happen to lose their shirts a lot. Well, i don't mind. When you are watching these '80s sword and sorcery movies you just have be in certain state of mind. I was just in the right mood, i didn't mind that the acting was just damn awful, fight scenes looked like be honest like shit. I can't even remember the last time i have seen so untrained fight scenes. But what the hell, i knew i wasn't watching top class Hong Kong action movie. And that the story was half arsed and the set was made out of cardboard.

Coming out of the Roger Corman cannon, this is one of the movies that you eather don't like or you can set your mind to that '80s sword and sorcery frequency and just enjoy this madness. Choice is yours.


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